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      Bob Kezer

      The Bonobo Bob Sangay Stinger craft shrub cocktail:

      Named for Sangay, Ecuador’s most active volcano erupting continuously since 1934.

      Sangay is also the inspiration for our sexy and provocative logo.

      Unstable like only a jilted lover can be, Sangay is 5,300 m. (17,400 ft.) of absolute beast raining down fiery ejecta on all who take liberty caressing her treacherous flanks.

      This elixir is only for the most adventurous Bonobos in the Tribu de Amor.

      Walter Mitty types, super spiritual yogis, and those a’scared of things that go bump in the night, stay home.

      Ahí rocoto, pineapple, basil, and lime mixed with quality Tequila.

      And when it’s time for a sacrifice to the alcohol gods, go virgin and swim in the lava butt nekked!

      Without the tequila, at least you can remember the adventure.

      Available premade with liquor, or just the mix so you can make it yourself. Call or order at the bottom of our home page. Free delivery over $30.

      Bob Kezer
      Bonobo Bob’s Tribu de Amor
      One Race, One Planet, One Future

      Next market: Common Grounds, Saturday, March 17, 9 AM to 3 PM. Arise bonobos, arise!

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